Things to avoid

...while taking vast quantities of Seroquel in an attempt to escape your own reality:

1) Driving, cuz you'll probably kill someone and it won't be yourself.

2) Cooking, cuz you'll probably pass out with the oven or stove on and burn the house down with you still inside.

3) Eating, cuz you'll probably choke on your food and die when you fall asleep in the middle of a meal.

4) Drinking a ton of water or any liquid just before taking the Seroquel, cuz you'll be too tired to get out of bed when your bladder gets full and if you can somehow manage to pull yourself from the bed, you're likely to fall or run into walls and other objects as you stumble your way to the toilet.

5) Talking on the phone, cuz you're never going to remember any conversation you may have had or what you may have agreed to do for someone.

6) Bathing, cuz if it's a bath you'll probably fall asleep and drown; and if you attempt a shower, you're quite likely to slip and slam your head into just about anything in the bathroom, rendering yourself unconscious or quite possible dead from a massive trauma.

7) Updating your blog layout, cuz it'll end up looking like this piece of shit I designed today.

About the only thing an individual should do while downing large doses of Seroquel is remain in bed at all times. I'm heeding my own advice right now. Good night.