Friday, June 01, 2007

Stolen questions

Stole this from James cuz I couldn't really think of anything else to update my blog with. It's been a crappy week and I've spent most of it sleeping.

WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW???
Sleep would be nice.

WHAT DO YOU MISS???
My sanity, what little I once had.

WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION???
I don't really "prize" any of my possessions, but if I had to pick a belonging I'd want to save from a raging inferno, it'd be my music collection.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL???
Right now it's my daughter's new perfume...Amor Amor by Cacharel.

DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC???
Rarely.

DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK???
I prefer the dark.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE/PERFUME???
Hypnotic by Christian Dior.

COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS???
Most definitely coffee. All the energy drinks I've tried tasted like shit.

IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE???
I wouldn't eat right now, I'm on a starvation diet.

WHO IS THE LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU MAD???
It wasn't really a person, it was a group of people...the guidance staff and the dean of students at my daughter's high school, as well as the school board. They're a bunch of incompetent morons and I can't handle idiots like that.

DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE???
Only if profanity is considered a different language. If so, I speak it fluently.

WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU???
Either tell them straight out or do something special for them at a completely unexpected time.

SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED.
73...just cuz all the answers I've read to this question were numbers under 25.

BLONDES OR BRUNETTES???
What the fuck? What about redheads?

WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN???
It's a toss up between my home# & the kiddie's cell phone#, just depends on which one of us is away from the house when I'm trying to reach her.

HAVE YOU BEEN TO ANOTHER COUNTRY???
I know technically it is, but can we honestly consider Canadia another country??

WHERE WERE YOU BORN???
Chicago, exactly 9 months after the blizzard of '67.

FIRST JOB???
At a movie theater and I still remember that two of the biggest movies out at the time were Gremlins & Purple Rain.

WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST???
Being a good or cool mom.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL???
Become a "used furniture dealer" like Al Capone.

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY???
To have it pass without myself or anyone else realizing it's my birthday.

HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT???
I wanted none, but ended up with one and that's enough for me.

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE???
Thankfully I escaped being named after my grandmother, but the name I got saddled with still sucked so I legally changed it.

DO YOU WISH ON STARS???
No and never have. No one could get me to believe in that kind of crap, not even as a kid.

WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE???
Is this a trick question? Depends on what I'm using it for I guess. My index finger is perfect for nose picking, my middle finger is great for flipping people off or for fingering myself. My left pinky finger is great for snorting cocaine cuz it's the only one with a nail that grows long enough. Ok...I'm kidding about the cocaine part, but I do love that the nail grows nice & long.

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING???
I better, I spent years perfecting it.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT???
Don't really have a "favorite" cuz I don't typically eat lunch. I did just buy some Genoa Salami, Honey Ham, Roast Beef and Cajun Turkey today. First time I've bought lunch meat in about a year.

ANY BAD HABITS???
Stuffing my emotions is probably my worst habit.

WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF???
I don't find any of them embarrassing, but my daughter is embarrassed by the Carpenter's cd.

IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU???
No fucking way!

WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME???
I don't really have a first home at this point, let alone a second one.

DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY???
No, I rarely trust anyone.

WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD???
My Barbies.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT???
More times than I can remember. Usually it was voluntary, but sometimes I ended up there against my will from being sucked in with the crowd.

DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF???
Never, cuz I'm usually in too big of a hurry to get them off to waste the time untying them.

THING YOU ATE???
Since this makes no sense, I'll go with the last thing I ate. Dean's Fanny Mae Mint Meltaway ice cream.

SIBLINGS???
Three older and one younger.

YOU LIKE SUSHI???
Yes, particularly lobster sushi.

ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT???
As backasswards as this is, I am, but I'm not too shy to ask someone for sex. Go figure.

PEOPLE YOU TAG:
I gave up playing tag a long time ago and I'm not about to resume now.

3 Comments:

Blogger Marie said...

Sid-Good answers.

8:16 AM, June 02, 2007  
Blogger Handsome B. Wonderful said...

I love your answer to the foreign language question!! I had to laugh, smile and nod in agreement. Very witty and I love wit. :)

10:48 AM, June 02, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you make me laugh sid :)

great answers!

i think i'll steal this one from ya.

4:31 PM, June 02, 2007  

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