I licked a bag of weed

I've been doing a lot of reading today. Not the kind that is uplifting, in fact, quite the opposite...all stuff about September 11th. To offset the sadness that is beginning to set in, and because it will be highly inappropriate to post this tomorrow given the significance of the day, here's something to hopefully make you laugh. If anyone has received this email before, yes, I have changed some of the answers. Despite my being pretty damn open to just about anything and everything, and being an equal opportunity offender, I didn't feel things like "I raped" were appropriate responses to have on here.

As for what I got? I licked a bag of weed because I have a gigantic penis. Who knew I had a dick...oh wait, do dildos count?

Pick the month you were born in:
1----I sucked
2----I ate
3----I banged
4----I spanked
5----I jacked off
6----I fucked
7----I cuddled with
8----I smoked
9----I stabbed
10---I licked
11---I slept with
12---I made out with

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
01------an easter egg
02------my dog
03------a horse
04------a pornstar
05------your mom
06------john gotti
07------a lesbian
08------a prostitute
09------a toothbrush
10------a shemale
11------a dime store pony
12------an overweight Asian man
13------Paris Hilton
14------a whore
15------a cat
16------an pickle
17------the trojan man
18------a bisexual
19------a dog
20------an orange
21------a crackhead
22------a drug dealer
23------a bag of weed
24------my ex
25------a french fry
26------a bottle of honey
27------ a stripper
28------a homeless guy
29------a condom
30------a bottle of vodka
31------ a cow

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--- because I have a gigantic penis
Black----Because I'm Rick James' Bitch
Pink-----because I love giving blow jobs
Red-----because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue----because I'm sexii
Polka Dots----because I hate my life
Purple----because I'm gay
Gray-----because I love marijuana
Orange-----because I have double d's
Green-----because I'm beautiful
Other-----because I smoke crack
Turquoise-----because I have an extremely small dick
Brown-------because I swallow cum
Shirtless-----because I got abs