Amuse me

"What are you drinking?"

"Grape juice."

"Doesn't smell like grape juice. Smells like wine."

"Okay, so it's fermented grape juice. What's your point?"

"Should you be drinking alcohol?"

"I can ask you the same thing...should you be drinking alcohol?"

"I only have one glass a day."

"I'm only having one glass too, it's just bottle sized."

"Again, should you be drinking alcohol, especially in large quantities?"

"Alcohol is the least of my worries right now. Ask me about my drug use instead."

Dead silence.

Ah, some of the conversations I have with the old man amuse me. Thing is, he doesn't know anything about me, so he probably just thinks I'm kidding.