Another rip off

Ok, so I'm ripping you off again Fern, sorry. But I thought the whole googlism thingy was interesting so I tried it. Here's some of what I got:

Googlism for: sid

sid is alive
sid is killed in car crash
sid is consecrated by monk sweat
sid is doing very well
sid is the combination of all the worse mass murderers of all time
sid is moving into the range of rigid forks
sid is not the average scary baby
sid is used
sid is a local
sid is issued annually in diskette as well as book form
sid is a bit uglier than using cookies
sid is responsible for processing initial investigations and conducts periodic reinvestigations
sid is a portable device which tracks drivers from 100 metres away and beams up their speed
sid is meant to symbolize the classic egyptian
sid is placed in a compromising demise
sid is targeted for the exorbitant administrative pay schedules at life college
sid is defined
sid is ambiguous
sid is half asleep
sid is common to all machines
sid is a cartoon character that uses microsoft text
sid is always unique

That is an interesting list of things. Most don't apply of course, but hey...they're not really about me now are they? For my own "sid is" list I'd say distraught, lonely, depressed, vomiting a lot, panicked, tired as all hell, befriending death, lost, pathetic, a dork, worthless and most of all, sick of life.