For the masses
Cuz people think I'm too overly depressing, here's a joke for the masses (as if there are any "masses" reading this...hahahahaha).
VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2005:
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!"
4 Comments:
Who says you're too depressing? You're you-and that's why we like you. : )
Hey, I'm a human mass. So is Maggs (I think). So together we make up "masses." There you go!
The joke was funny. Thanks! :)
Gotta love that!
Thanks for the laugh!! I needed one. I love to laugh...it's great therapy.
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