Monday, February 13, 2006

Poor Herman

Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.

Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking. "Herman, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"

She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Herman, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"

Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Herman, that emerald necklace you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!"

Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Herman, remember that blow job I promised you? ...... Here it comes!"

3 Comments:

Blogger Maggs said...

hehehehe

12:45 PM, February 13, 2006  
Blogger mizeeyore said...

LMAO that's a good one!

please take care of yourself hon. i miss talking to you on Yahoo.

Hugs((((((((((((Sid)))))))))))))
Genelle

7:37 PM, February 13, 2006  
Blogger ECLIPSE said...

That's the ultimate blow job.

8:55 AM, February 14, 2006  

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